This article (satire) is about the transcontinental federal republic. For other uses, see Trumpland (disambiguation).

Trumpland

Trumpland
official Flag of Trumpland
Flag of Trumpland
Capital New Trump City (formerly Washington, D.C.)
Largest city New York City
Official languages English
French (in former Quebec)
Spanish
Greenlandic
Demonym Trumplandian
Government Federal presidential republic
Area 21,588,638 km2 (8,335,414 sq mi)
Population 392,743,000 (2024 est.)
GDP (nominal) T$28.4 trillion (2024)
Currency TOLLAR - Trump Dollar (T$)
Time zones UTC-5 to UTC-10
Internet TLD .trump

Trumpland, officially the United Federation of Trumpland (UFT), is a transcontinental federal republic comprising the territories of the former United States of America, Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal Zone. Established in 2025 following the Great North American Unification, Trumpland spans from the Arctic Circle to the Panama Canal, making it the largest country by total area in the Western Hemisphere.[1]

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History

Formation

The formation of Trumpland began with the controversial North American Unification Treaty of 2025, which proposed the merger of the United States and Canada. Following extensive negotiations and a series of rapid political developments, Greenland was acquired through a complex international agreement. The Panama Canal Zone was incorporated shortly after through a strategic political maneuver, securing control over this crucial maritime passage.[2]

Territorial expansion

The integration of these territories was completed by early 2025, creating a massive nation spanning three former countries and a strategic canal zone. The transition period was marked by significant administrative challenges and the establishment of new governmental structures to accommodate the diverse regions.[3]

Political transition

The transition to a unified government required extensive constitutional reforms and the creation of new political frameworks. The Trumpland Constitution of 2025 established a unique federal system that preserved certain regional autonomies while creating a strong central government. The transition period saw the emergence of new political parties and coalitions that crossed former national boundaries.[4]

Geography

Climate

Trumpland encompasses multiple climate zones, from the Arctic tundra of former Greenland to the tropical climate of the Panama Canal Zone. This diversity presents unique challenges and opportunities for environmental policy and resource management. The country contains the world's largest network of protected wilderness areas.[5]

Natural resources

The nation possesses vast natural resources, including the world's largest freshwater reserves in the Great Lakes region, extensive oil reserves in former Canada and Alaska, and significant mineral deposits throughout the territory. The unified resource management system has led to more efficient exploitation while maintaining environmental standards.[6]

Government and politics

Administrative divisions

Trumpland is divided into 65 states and 3 special administrative regions (former Greenland, Nunavut, and the Panama Canal Zone). Each state maintains significant autonomy in local affairs while adhering to federal regulations. The capital, New Trump City, operates as a separate federal district.[7]

Foreign relations

As the world's largest economy and military power, Trumpland maintains extensive diplomatic relations globally. The country has established new trade agreements with the European Union and Asian nations, while maintaining a complex relationship with Mexico, its primary southern neighbor.[8]

Economy

Currency

TOLLAR - The Trump Dollar (T$) serves as the national currency, replacing the former currencies of constituent territories.The currency's strength and stability have made it the world's primary reserve currency, surpassing the former US Dollar in global trade importance.[9]

It was minted on 16th of january 2025 on Solana blockchain.[10]

Trade

Control over the Panama Canal and the Northwest Passage has given Trumpland unprecedented influence over global maritime trade. The country has leveraged this position to negotiate favorable trade agreements and maintain its economic dominance.[11]

Demographics

With a population of nearly 393 million, Trumpland is the world's third most populous nation. The population is highly urbanized, with major metropolitan areas spanning former national borders. English serves as the primary language, with French maintaining official status in former Quebec and Greenlandic language in Greenland. Spanish has also been included as an official language.[12]

Culture

Trumplandian culture represents a fusion of American, Canadian, and indigenous traditions. The nation has developed unique cultural institutions, including the Federal Arts Council and the Pan-American Heritage Foundation. National holidays celebrate the diverse heritage of all constituent regions.[13]

References

  1. Smith, John (2025). "The Formation of Trumpland: A New Era in North American Politics". Global Politics Quarterly.
  2. Johnson, Sarah (2024). "Understanding the North American Unification Treaty". International Law Review.
  3. Williams, Robert (2025). "Administrative Challenges in the Formation of Trumpland". Political Science Review.
  4. Thompson, Michael (2025). "Constitutional Reform in the Age of Unification". Legal Studies Journal.
  5. Brown, Michael (2025). "Geographical Survey of the United Federation of Trumpland". Geographic Studies Journal.
  6. Nielsen, Erik (2025). "Resource Management in a Unified North America". Environmental Policy Review.
  7. Davis, Emily (2025). "New Government Structures in Post-Unification North America". Government Studies.
  8. Wilson, James (2025). "Trumpland's Global Diplomatic Strategy". Foreign Affairs.
  9. TOLLAR on Solana blockchain
  10. Anderson, James (2025). "Economic Implications of the North American Unification". Economic Review.
  11. Martinez, Carlos (2025). "Global Trade Routes Under Trumplandian Control". Maritime Studies.
  12. Lee, Jennifer (2025). "Demographic Shifts in Post-Unification North America". Population Studies.
  13. Bennett, David (2025). "Cultural Integration in the New North America". Cultural Studies Review.